women?

CRAZY.

that is all.

National Day of Slayer

6.6.06 isn't a date that comes around very often (once per century, to be exact), and while plenty of stupid horror movies and terrible albums will be released for the hype value of the day that bears "the number of the beast", we here at NDoS decided that this would be a perfect day for Hessians across the country to come together and engage in something upon which we can all agree - listening to Slayer! Also, do you really want those evangelical Neo-Cons to have all the fun with their "National Day of Prayer"?

Slayer is a band from California. Their music has come to epitomize Satanic speed metal music in the latter half of the 20th Century. Their 1986 album, "Reign in Blood" is one of the single most influential metal albums of all time, typified by the modern classic "Angel of Death".

Official Statement on Participation

Listen to Slayer at full blast in your car.
Listen to Slayer at full blast in your home.
Listen to Slayer at full blast at your place of employment.
Listen to Slayer at full blast in any public place you prefer.
DO NOT use headphones! The objective of this day is for everyone within earshot to understand that it is the National Day of Slayer. National holidays aren't just about celebrating; they're about forcing it upon non-participants.

Stage a "Slay-out." Don't go to work. Listen to Slayer.
Have a huge block party that clogs up a street in your neighborhood. Blast Slayer albums all evening. Get police cruisers and helicopters on the scene. Finish with a full-scale riot.
Spray paint Slayer logos on churches and cemeteries.
Play Slayer covers with your own band (since 99% of your riffs are stolen from Slayer anyway).

http://www.nationaldayofslayer.org/

talk shit
get hit

the rice truck. i'm surprised it hasn't driven me to murder.

every morning at 8am this guy buzzes my neighborhood. in fact, every morning the produce trucks buzz my neighborhood at around 8, and they all finish at 9am. so if you were to want to sleep until 11, you're fucked. the trucks wake you up, and then when it's quiet, you can't go back to sleep.

john pettibone
rob moran
ryan murphy
aram arslanian
chris williams

are the members of THE VOWS.

http://www.myspace.com/thevowshc

thoroughly and completely backed by me. anyone who is going to get their labia in a knot and start whining about how supergroups are lame... shut up.



THE VOWS. fuckin' a.

i played a show with the JOIN THE CIRCLE hardcore quintet last night.



and one thing that has been bugging the fuck out of me - the new doosan slogan.

i've ranted on about shit like "bravo your life" before here. i may have also mentioned the tendency to use nouns as verbs in an advertising slogan, ie. "let's bible!".

but the new slogan for the doosan apartments that have just opened up... it's just one word, and the total lack of context just kills me.

are you ready? (drum roll) here's the slogan...

"WE'VE".

we've what? we've shit our pants? we've grown another head? we've built another block of identical, shitty apartments that are going to be knocked down in 15 years?

we've. i don't understand. i think that, in this case, not understanding is a good thing.

edited for video quality - it works now.
yeah. video quality - poor. guitar virtuosity - much better than me.

hoang-sa. yellow dust. i am currently fucking INUNDATED with it. the dust comes down from china and mongolia.

http://yellow.metri.re.kr/adust_definition_e.htm



take a look at this picture. now imagine NOT being able to see the mountainin the background. that's how bad the shit was yesterday. only about 1/2 km. visibility all day.

my clothes are full of it. my mouth is full of it. it sucks in a way that only survivors of mt. st. helens can comprehend. imagine smelling your shirt after being in a bar and going "shit, cigarettes" only it smells like a mix between potting soil and shit in your attic.

yeah. me no likey.