here's a photo i nipped off of jim hesketh's photobucket page.

now - after living in korea for just over 2 years i don't have much sympathy for imperial japan. i haven't even read "the rape of nanking" yet.

but take a good look at this photo. you'd think that a weapon like an atomic bomb would be deployed specifically to take out massive military targets. or maybe it wasn't? maybe it was designed to kill civilians, devastate the fuck out of everything, destroy morale and then open things up for american-led capitalism?



why aim your massive protonuclear weapon at a bunch of theaters and art studios?

and to think that macarthur had the brainiac idea to drop something like 5 of these on korean targets.

the only good reason to drop a nuclear weapon on japan is the minute chance that it might hit todd ferguson, nature's punching bag.

google earth is great.

greater seoul. yellow dot - apkujeong. yellow circle - imjin river.


gangnam. yellow dot - approximately where my house is.


sinsa-dong. the yellow circle is a house two houses south of my building.

saturday morning, lunar new year weekend. here's a photo of van halen hanging out with black sabbath.

baiting nazis is one of my favorite things to do. there's a nazi rally in seattle tomorrow. when i was 19 years old my first idea would be to pick up a 2x4 and run down there but now i have different tactics.

first - the nazis made the mistake of posting their phone number on a flyer for the rally.

so i called "justin" at the national socialist HQ of seattle.

justin - national socialists, justin speaking
me - (in voice of clueless korean dude) yeobosayo? kim jong hwah issoyo?
justin - huh? i'm sorry, i don't understand a word you are saying
me - un, un, kim jong hwah? issoyo?
justin - hold on, i gotta turn down the volume on this thing. (pause)
justin - ok, you want what?
me - kim jong hwah, meeyan hamnida, my engliss - not good. i call of korea.
justin - i'm sorry, you're calling the national socialist movement. i don't know what you're saying.
me - kim yong hwah. you know korea? he is brother is me.
justin - yeah man, i know where korea's at, but i don't know who your brother is.
me - un, un, i call from seoul, korea.
justin - yes, i know. i think you have the wrong number, buddy.
me - ok-ok-ok. i call again.
justin - no don't.
me - ok-ok-ok. i call again. i am sorry.

a while later i called again.

sorry it's such a huge file. i don't know how to record mp3s with my webcam yet.

attention world:

these are some musical works that you must listen to achieve true inner peace and sanity.

sensefield - "building"

slayer - "reign in blood"

jawbreaker - "24 hour revenge therapy"

pentagram - "relentless"

kool keith as dr. dooom "first come, first served"

terror - "lowest of the low"

champion - "promises kept"

dag nasty - "can i say/wig out at denko's" double cd

neil young - "freedom"

anal cunt - "i like it when you die", especially the song "i just saw the gayest guy on earth"

in fact, here's a link to sethputnam.com, the home of anal cunt, impaled northern moon forest, siege and you're fired.

http://www.sethputnam.com

a real american hero. check out the a.c. youth group shirt.

i barely post anything anymore. i'm in the middle of intensive, and i have extracurricular activities out the ass right now. so basically my day is like this:

5:45 wake up
6:30 leave for gym
7:00 work out
8:30 stop working out
9:00 arrive at work
6:30 leave work
6:50 go to gimbap restaurant and stuff soup and rice in my face
7:10 go home
8:00 leave home for 1 hour 'extracurricular' thing i am doing 5 nights/week all jan.
9:30 leave for home
10:00 try to decompress, watch movies
11:00 hit the sack

yeah. it's a good recipe for busy-ness i guess. anything i could tell you all about my life right now would be either mundane or belly-achish. silence says so much more.

but this is really quite worthy of mention.



i guess naver news - the sort of dipshit "canada.com" style portal "news" site here in korea, aimed at the younger demographic of dipshit, posted this story...

what the jist of it is - i think - is that someone at KKK (krispy kreme korea) thought this advertising slogan was a good idea and had no idea what the cultural/fellationary connotations of "sucking dick" were.

yeah. in the presence of a krispy kreme doughnut (they taste like wet dough dipped in liquid sugar) i think i'd be able to keep my wits about me.

i hope the story is true. i'm going to get someone to translate it on monday for accuracy.