"where is the bathroom?"

"hua-jang-shil odee-kae-yo" - i've been saying this for months.

then hyojung asked "hua-jang-shil odee-yeh yo" last night.

after a few clarifications from my korean friends, it turns out i've been asking "where is the bathroom going?" for months.

never try to tell a korean a 'no arms, no legs' joke. they tend to fall flat. except the one about the bicycle.

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs riding a bicycle? a fucking idiot.