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Wednesday, June 16, 2004

damn, korea can't even get it together to have a decent tainted-food scandal...

this is a story about a dumpling scandal gone apeshit. there's a big scare about korean dumplings (mandu) made in china...
it wasn't korean people making the dumplings...

therefore the fact that rotten radish and who knows what else is in them is evidence that non-koreans are CORRUPT AND BAD.

some woman who just lost her baby to SIDS was quoted in the korea herald yesterday as saying "i ate those dumplings every day during my pregnancy" and therefore that's why her baby died.

korea is mediocre in everything else (except cuisine)... music, culture, modern architecture... if you check my suwon photos, you can see that it even has a MEDIOCRE WALL OF KOREA. so, korea might as well have mediocre food scandals too.

it would have been good if the dude hadn't jumped out his office window. instead he could have walked down the street with "this thermos... and... this soju bottle... and THIS lamp..." and his dog ddoong-head.

steve martin. what happened? seriously, what the fuck happened?

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