there's this thing about restaurants here. i don't know if i've commented on this before... but restaurants specialize in certain things. if it's bulgogi, they have a picture of a smiling cow with a chef's hat. if it's go din ah, a picture of a smiling fish with a chef's hat, usually giving the thumbs-up sign, as if fish have thumbs... and with all the cannibalistic connotations... i mean, if the restaurant served human flesh, would they have a picture of a human chef? it's just scary.

digression - someone please rent "cannibal-the musical" by the south park dudes and tell me if it's good. http://www.troma.com/movies2/cannibal/content.html

anyways, i've not seen a single dog restaurant with a smiling dog...

a few of my coworkers are planning to eat dog soon. there's a thing with koreans and dogs - they all get yappy little mutts that are (and you should say it like sling blade) "no bigger 'n a squirrel, i reckon" and all frilly and wearing bows and shit in their fur. they're going to somehow get their hands on one of these kickable little inbred flea-condos and bring it in to the restaurant...

"hey, we brought our own, can you cook it up?"

reminded me about the time a friend of my dad got really pissed at a guy who ran a chinese restaurant for some reason... he got some roadkill cats and walked in holding them by the tail during a busy lunch hour... "hey mr. tsu, where do you want these? the back door was closed!" or something like that.

yeah. THE CRUELTY MUST END. ONLY KILL THE ANIMALS WHO AREN'T CUTE!!!