monster needs to be murdered. seriously, just kill him in his sleep. euthanize him, because anyone as repugnant as him should be considered terminally ill.

he gets home at 4am from who-the-fuck-knows where, madame kim's hummer hut or the ka-chee-no... i dunno. he promptly turns on the TV super loud. it's about a foot from my head. did i mention that korean houses are not insulated?

anyways, i get up at about 5:30 to take a piss and he says "oh, sorry sean. is TV too loud?" and i say "yeah".

about 10 minutes later, he's snoring louder than the TV. i have an important 'appoinment' in seoul today and my bottom eyelids look like i just did 10 rounds with tank abbott. i have dark circles under my eyes on a good day when i haven't had a beer in a week and i've had 8 hours of sleep.

umm yeah. i should have stabbed him.

LIVE THE DREAM, STAB YOUR BOSS.

what's worse is i'm in a PC room and these two korean dudes are arguing. some girl is humping this game of online tetris, pounding the keys of her computer with such alacrity it's like she's saving her children from the jaws of a lion... another guy is listening to this cover version of "last christmas" by WHAM! except they've put a harmonizer on the singer's vocals so she sounds like alvin and the chipmunks.

adults listen to this music. ADULTS. starcraft is a popular sport over here. i mean people make a million canadian dollars a year playing professional starcraft. PC game pros. sometimes the culture shock just won't quit.

i'm buying a digital camera today. canon IXUS 400 (korean version of the digital ELPH) or supershot s50?